As many if you poor sods what done follow me on the twitters for a bit may've realised, that despite a tenuous grasp on the French language that makes Del Boy look fluent*, I regularly submit, for your delectation, choice tidbits from what appears in my timeline.
These include, but are not limited to, epithets, made-up words, adjectives, nouns, portmanteaus, verbs, Spoonerisms and even entire tweets du jour.
A few of you have even submitted tweets for my consideration, which misguidedly leads me to believe I am a comic genius.
*modest face*
Not ten minutes ago I logged on like the wanton twitter addict I am for my latest fix, to be greeted with a submission not just for tweet du jour, nor even tweet du semaine**, but tweet de l'année***.
I clicked like a mad, clicking thing and was greeted with one hell of a tweet. Not only does it contain a worthy entry for epithet du jour, but it lays into that most hated of species: TORIES! (The children! Won't someone think of the children?!)
Without further ado, I present to you, 2012's Tweet of the Year!
Oh, the person who submitted it? One @jodieohdoh. Follow her.
*Chaise longue, Raquel. Chaise longue.
**I totally had to Google that.
***but not that. Get me.