Four men sat in a pub philosophising about what the fastest thing is. First man says "the fastest thing is a thought because it enters your head without warning."
Second man says "no the fastest thing is a blink because a blink's a reflex and you don't even think about it."
Third man says "no the fastest thing is light. Look at Star Trek and all those sci fi shows for proof."
The fourth man says "you're all wrong, the fastest thing is diaorrhea because last night before I could think blink or turn on the light I'd shat myself."
Second man says "no the fastest thing is a blink because a blink's a reflex and you don't even think about it."
Third man says "no the fastest thing is light. Look at Star Trek and all those sci fi shows for proof."
The fourth man says "you're all wrong, the fastest thing is diaorrhea because last night before I could think blink or turn on the light I'd shat myself."
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